Corpulence

Corpulence – bulkiness or largeness of body

    The fairy’s most favorite food is corn and only a chosen few that to have corpulence can collect it.  You see, to gather corn is a tough job.  You must chop the corn stalk down with an axe.  Then you must shave off the leaves surrounding the corn cob.  When the “shaving” is done, twenty male fairies with a lot of corpulence will carry the cob off to fairyland where they pluck the corn from the cob.  After five chosen fairies complete the plucking, the corn is wrapped and sent to the market where they could cost as much as half a butterfly wing!  Corn is rare for fairies because it is hard work and it is only around during the harvest.  Oh, and farmers have no need to worry about aliens in the corn field. It’s just fairies and they like to make designs while chopping which they do apologize for.  Fairies also love corn so much that they have a habit of using corpulence to seal corn from humans!  So watch out!  The best way to protect your corn is to keep it near the color black.  Fairies are colorful and hate black.  There eyes don’t even have black on them.  So keep your eye open!